Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Spate of Resignations

Dear PM,

You are aware I have been discharging my responsibilities as Cabinet Minister from Kolkata and occasionally showing up in Delhi when parliament was in session. Now that I got full-time Kolkata based job, I am reserving my cabinet position to my party colleague whom I shall name at my personal convenience.

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Wait till then.

Didi
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Dear PM,

Supreme Court has no f*****g business to involve in my appointment for the position of CVC. The committee that appointed me was chaired by you. All the trouble started with the presence of 33 1/3% women on the panel. Lesson to be learnt is that UPA should not allow 33% Women’s Reservation Bill to be passed in Lok Sabha.

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PJT
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Dear PM, Thru: KK

The matters related to 2G, 3G, 4G etc. are all part of the negotiated settlement for our party’s coalition with UPA. As you rightly said that certain things (ex: allowing food to rot rather than distribute to poor) are policy matters and prerogative of govt. and SC has no business to give ‘orders’. Likewise, the terms for the nexus of political parties to form a coalition govt. is sacrosanct and above the Constitution. Till the time SC, media and public learn a lesson, keep it with safe custody of Kapil and instruct him not to mess up like he did in ‘education sector’. With KK’s blessings, I will come back soon once we are ready with plans I am peacefully making in Tihar for 5G, 6G, 7G and so on.

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A R

Dear PM, Thru: KK

What is wrong with CBI? They were behaving well during our rule and as instructed, gave clean chits in all cases of corruption and hoisted forged cases against our opposition. How can they do it for a coalition partner, if even if SC thinks big of itself? Do something fast and I will come back with KK’s blessings.

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DM
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Dear PM, Thru: Madam SG

I am disappointed with your Cabinet reshuffle. I expected you would elevate me to the position of Senior Prime Minister.

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Gurudas Kamat
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