Saturday, September 26, 2009

Money: the Fifth Dimension of Universe



In one of the earlier blogs titled Flyovers, I happened to use the phrase ‘money continuum’. Inadvertently I spilled the beans. Many of my friends, particularly the Classical Physicists and Relativity experts, have taken a serious objection to the idea of my fifth dimension and that too connecting it to something like money which is more relevant to today's materialistic world and certainly not to pure Science. Going by the advances made in Science till date, very concept of money as a dimension appears nonsensical to say the least. I definitely owe an explanation, but not an apology to my discerning readers.

We know Albert Einstein’s quest to understand the ultimate Universal Truth is incomplete despite the fact that his life at 112, Mercer Street was spent entirely to prove it mathematically. All great physicists of his era were overawed by the beauty of his equations but were unanimous in their polite disagreement. Till now, Hawking and Penrose are having roadblocks in their models of Universes. Clearly something is amiss here.

At home, Indian philosophers for long and post independence Indian Politicians in short span of time have made considerable gains in Spiritual Universe and Materialistic Universe respectively. As a keen observer of various systems of thought, I realized that the Ultimate Universal Truth can only be explained, beyond any doubt, by fully integrating these three systems of thought: The meeting of minds and philosophies of East and West; past and present! I am researching in this area. It may please be appreciated that it would be premature on my part to disclose my findings here before publishing at least on the cover page of PNAS. For this reason, I am not giving away my proofs. Out there, there are too many Watsons on prowl to purloin my findings and later get a medal, citation and a fat cheque apart from cornering the glory without deserving. I owe something to my readers and friends: here is a rough outline.

Indian Philosophy states Universal Truth (= Ultimate Truth) is congruent to Bliss (anadobrahma means Bliss is Universe and vice versa). Post independence Indian Political Philosophy knew all the while (it is a well kept secret) that Bliss has no existence without the dimension of money and existance without money = non-existance. None of Einstein’s theories have factored the dimension of money. Being simplicity personified, he was content with only space and time. You can't balme him.

By extending space-time continuum, 4 dimensional model of Einstein, with this fifth dimension popularly known as money, we get a complete, stable and cohesive model of Universe. One can never realize the Ultimate Truth of the Universe (=Bliss) without this added dimension! For minor details and proofs, please browse future journals. Q.E.D.

Now we know the secret of missing dimension and where it lies.

1 comment:

  1. well well I object to QED.
    i find a slight deviation from the usual tarantulanian logic.

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